Warning: Crass, unapologetic self-promotion.
1. You will impress your teenage children or grandchildren.
2. You will put me over 1 million followers. (Would you believe, 100K? No. How about more than my Mom and her friends?)
3. You won’t miss my late-night-celebrity-like-drunk-tweet-nonsensical or idiotic posts.
Or, you might get a quick thought that will encourage, amuse, inspire, inform, or bore you. If not the next tweet, maybe the one after that.
You can scroll through a sample at the bottom of this page.
Thank you for your consideration!